A Celebration of ME

I first tried to get a raise about, oh, a year and a half ago? I was outright denied, and since then I've been lied to, put off, placated, and comforted.

I have begged. Pleaded. Cajoled. Researched. Whined. Pushed. Nudged. Reminded. Flirted. Flashed. Sexually harassed. Demanded. INSISTED.

CRIED.

And today, I finally got it.

I GOT ME A MOTHERFUCKING RAISE.

I bought a bottle of champagne on the way home.

Time to celebrate ME.