(I have recently nicknamed my friend HoneyPot, due to her complete irresistibility to members of the male sex. We're discussing a guy from her past who is chasing after her.)
Her: It's the honeypot. You give guys access to the honeypot, then cut them off for at least a year, and magical things happen.
Me: I wish I had a honeypot.
Her: You do!
Me: I do not. I have like...jam. It's not the same.
Me: No one wants it. It's got seeds.