What's awesome is they're all almost as ridiculous as I am, or in some cases, moreso (you know who you are). They get my sense of humor, and we can get down and dirty with our jokes without fear of anyone taking offense.
And we get into the weirdest conversations.
Case in point: for the last few days, we have been having a group text debate about the proper way to peel a banana.
One one side, we have the traditionalists, of which I myself am a member. You peel a banana like a NORMAL PERSON. Stem at the top as a lever.
Then on the other side, the goddamn banana molesters who violate their bananas by peeling from the bottoms, "like the monkeys do!"
The debate culminated in this video of a flaccid banana, at which I cracked up at my desk for at least fifteen seconds.
I love my fake Internet friends.