This blog is my truth, but this blog is also entertainment. I reserve the right to claim artistic license over anything you may read. If you want to freak out over something I've written, I'm gonna pretend I didn't really mean it.
Quotes may be changed, memories may be fuzzy, truths may be fudged, identities are protected.
I swear a lot.
You may not quite know me.
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