Who, in their right mind, cooks at eleven at night?
And if you're going to cook at eleven at night, you cook something simple, am I right? You cook something easy and cheap, mac and cheese, anything equally light. You cook something basic, not smelling delicious, not smelling so decadent I could start a fight.
BUT SERIOUSLY SOMEONE IS COOKING AND IT SMELLS FUCKING DELICIOUS AND I WANT TO EAT IT.
I should just go to bed.
But I am distracted by watching Reese Witherspoon get arrested over and over and over again.
This is BEYOND.
The smells. The cooking. The audacity of it.
This is AMERICA.