Me: I DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED AND SHOWER.
Her: Showers always feel good after, I'm just so lazy.
Me: It's the standing. I don't like the standing.
Her: We can get you an old people shower seat.
Me: In high school I was the laziest fuck. I would totally sit down in the nice fucking shower at my parents' place. Those were the days.
Her: God I adore you.
Me: I'm a precious flower.
Her: A sexy bendy yoga lotus flower, yes.
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