Pardon me while I get my rage on.
- If I am your FIRST appointment of the day and you bring me into your office almost FORTY FIVE MINUTES LATE the LEAST you could manage is a "sorry for the wait". Right? RIGHT?! I would think. But no. FOR SHAME.
- Fuck you and your website, Chipotle.
- And your employees who can never seem to get our entire office order right. I know, I know, people make mistakes, and I did not verbally express my wish for them to fuck themselves, but I wish they would. I was so gosh darn excited for my burrito today and due to their fuckery by the time I sat down to eat it was COLD. COLD I TELL YOU.
- Also, fuck youuu, rude valet guy.
- AND FUCK ALL THE PEOPLE WHO TOOK MY PARKING SPACES WHEN I MADE A GAZILLION LAPS AROUND THE BUILDING.
- I worked myself into a tizzy and now I feel sick.