Tuesday, February 26, 2013

A Feline Problem

Problem: Your cat is pacing up and down your bed, squawking, kneading the mattress around your body, squawking, and making his displeasure known. Loudly. It is five AM. Clearly, he missed you while you were out of town.

Solution: You snatch the cat mid-squawk, shove him under the comforter, and wrap him in your arms. He will either a) immediately pass the fuck out because all he wanted was some snuggles or b) immediately start struggling to get away, but will cease his squawking once you let him go and then pass out on your feet.

Today he chose B.

That fucking cat.

But look at my cute innocent face!

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