Hump Day

In honor of Hump Day Wednesday and tomorrow's celebration of love, it seems reasonable to bring you a brief photo demonstration of men I would like to hump.

Because I'm classy.

This is by no means an exhaustive list. If you're famous, and your picture doesn't appear here, I probably still want to hump you. Email me, we'll talk.

Michael Fassbender

Joe Manganiello

Eddie Redmayne

Wilson Bethel

Pardon me, I'm like this...