There's something so nifty about technology.
Through the wonders of my blog's stats, I can track how people find my blog. Like, apparently someone found it the other day by Googling "how do I get rid of penis envy", which is hilarious.
But last night, someone using their Android phone, on a Verizon network, (I KNOW SO SPECIFIC BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING), searched "jlaw weight". Apparently I show up on the first page.
Of course, this outrage is hypocrisy spewing out of my big ole booty (ew?),'cause I untaped my elephant and weighed myself today.
Shh. It made me very happy.
EVEN THOUGH THE NUMBER IS IRRELEPHANT.