DANGER DANGER

Okay, just one Diet Coke has turned into...more than one.

I really, really don't want to go back to my old habits. I don't. That shit is like cocaine. I don't know what they put in it. Aspartame is death.

After today ('cause it's the END of the WEEK), I am officially and totally not drinking Diet Coke.

EVER.

At work.

EVER.