1) I just ate cereal out of a mixing bowl. That's embarrassing.
2) My antibiotics are making me sleepy, and I actually feel more sickly now than I did before I started taking them. Fuck you, modern medicine.
3) I went home early after my Super Important Meeting, which was Really Not A Big Deal, but I Made Progress In Life Today, and I Like Capitals.
4) Then I was going to nap, but my sheets were so gross and full of cat hair that I dreamed about them last night, so I changed them.
5) THEN I napped.
6) Now I'm irritated, because The Progress I Thought I Had Made has totally been cut at the knees because of me going home. Fucking hell. Whatever.
7) Here's a puppy.