Reasons Why A Guy You Made Out With In High School Stands You Up When You Gather The Balls To Invite Them Out Downtown:
A) Their phone really did die, and they really did forget!
B) They were attacked by a GIANT MUTANT BLOB THING CREATURE MAN!
C) Something about his grandma.
D) He's banging a chick.*
I'll wait. Give you time to think.
Did you think?
Did you pick D? You're right.
I don't care. I mean, obviously, I'm not that much of a cray bitch and it's not like I've seen the guy in years. Couldn't give less of a fuck, and now I know the reason, which is way better.
But damn. WANTED ME A MAKE OUT.
*Things you learn from Facebook.