Tuesday, April 16, 2013


So, I had a post written in my head yesterday (I do that) all about how I got my car back, then I didn't post it.

I'm sorry, Marilyn, I really was so happy.

Here, I dedicated this song to you.

But here's the thing: having her back is a bit of an adjustment.

'Cause see, compared to the Fiat, Marilyn is kind of...big. Not fat. I would never call her FAT. But you know, she has...girth. Width. And an ass. I mean...trunk.

And her ears stick out.

I mean...mirrors.

I do love you, Marilyn. 

And your big, spacious...trunk. 

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