But last week, I was tired. Oh so tired. Dying. And while I rarely drink caffeine for the purposes that caffeine normally serves, since it doesn't really affect me, I was like damn, I could use a pick-me-up.
So I went to the fridge.
And I looked.
And I decided, well, Coke Zero isn't REALLY Diet Coke, now is it? No. It's not. The can is a totally different color. And it doesn't even taste the same.
I had one. And one turned into two. And two into twelve. And now, apparently, I drink Coke Zero. AND THE WORST PART IS I DON'T EVEN LIKE IT.
I have a problem.
I think this constitutes a violation.
New resolution:
NO GODDAMN SODA AT ALL.
After tomorrow.
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