(While discussing inviting a boy to hang out with us that we met through a mutual friend.)
Me: We could have a thing at my place.
Biff: Well, if we invite him without her I feel like it needs to be downtown.
Me: Eh, true. "Come to my house so my Biff can bang you."
Biff: Kinda sends that message. Though not really interested in banging anyone right now. It's time for a real relationship methinks.
Me: A metaphorical bang. A "marriage and babies" bang.
Biff: The real deal bang.