I'm sure you know this.
These talents include:
- Sneezing five times in a row on a regular basis.
- Putting both feet behind my head.
- Rationalizing anything.
- Making everything messy the second I walk into a room.
- Drinking insane amounts of Diet Coke without vomiting.
- Collecting obscene amounts of Diet Coke cans on my bedside table with no shame.
- Knowing exactly how much alcohol to pour into one of my water glasses and still leave enough room to add a whole can of Diet Coke and fill the thing just to the brim, no bubbles. NO BUBBLES.
- Talking forever.
- Writing about anything, ramble-style. I can string words together, this much is true.
- Decorating. I get it from my mother, but I have to say, my apartment is pretty pretty.
- Speed-cleaning.
- Lying.
- Rapping.
- Pretending like I'm listening, then figuring out what was said.
- Actually being a good listener, and giving advice.
- Doing thoughtful things.
- Being kind.
- Being a bitch.
- Loving on my kitty.
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