As I rounded the back corner of Ralph's, having just filled my cart with delicious Chobani yogurts and bananas, I was greeted with the worst possible display.
IT'S CADBURY CREME EGG SEASON.
I fucking love Cadbury Creme eggs. They are my crack. They are fake and processed and dyed and vaguely sperm-like in consistency and I don't care because they're fucking delicious. I vividly remember having one melt in the pocket of my sweatshirt when I was in middle school, and I was more upset about losing the egg than ruining the sweatshirt.
One day, oh one day, I will make these and all will be right with the world and I will eat the whole pan and gain 17 pounds in one go and I will. Not. Care.
I DID NOT BUY ANY.
Even though they were buy one get one free.
And I love them.
I stayed strong.
*Please to be to remember that NSV is non-scale-victory, yes? Yes.