Morning NSV

I hit the grocery store on the way to work today to a) stock the office kitchen and b) buy some healthy options for myself so I have no excuse for eating crap this week.

As I rounded the back corner of Ralph's, having just filled my cart with delicious Chobani yogurts and bananas, I was greeted with the worst possible display.

IT'S CADBURY CREME EGG SEASON.

I fucking love Cadbury Creme eggs. They are my crack. They are fake and processed and dyed and vaguely sperm-like in consistency and I don't care because they're fucking delicious. I vividly remember having one melt in the pocket of my sweatshirt when I was in middle school, and I was more upset about losing the egg than ruining the sweatshirt. 

Priorities.

One day, oh one day, I will make these and all will be right with the world and I will eat the whole pan and gain 17 pounds in one go and I will. Not. Care. 

BUT.

I DID NOT BUY ANY.

Even though they were buy one get one free.

And I love them. 

I stayed strong.

WIN. 

*Please to be to remember that NSV is non-scale-victory, yes? Yes.