Saturday, January 26, 2013

Things I learned this week.

This week has been incredibly educational.
  • Yesterday was, apparently, Cleavage Appreciation Day. Which is appropos, 'cause my boobs were hanging out of their own free will.
  • If you Google "wild cocaine whore parties", my blog shows up on page 6. Faaantastic. 
  • I am stronger than I think.
  • Change begets change. 
  • It's so much nicer being lazy when you've earned it.
  • I can eat basically the same dinner five nights in a row and enjoy it. 
  • My life will never be as awesome as his. 

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