Thursday, January 31, 2013

Scenes from collegiate life...

(I'm in my neighbor's bedroom, comparing the size of our boobs. As you do, when you're eighteen.)

Her: I want your boobs!

Me: No, yours are perfect!

Her: You have like, four handfuls, it's crazy.

Me: But you have a good solid handful!

(A guy friend is walking by the open door and pokes his head in.)

Him: More than a handful is a waste!

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