(I'm in my neighbor's bedroom, comparing the size of our boobs. As you do, when you're eighteen.)
Her: I want your boobs!
Me: No, yours are perfect!
Her: You have like, four handfuls, it's crazy.
Me: But you have a good solid handful!
(A guy friend is walking by the open door and pokes his head in.)
Him: More than a handful is a waste!
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