I've been so absent today. I sowwy.
But I have excuses! I swear!
I have been...
*Working. I KNOW RIGHT.
*Sitting in a stupid meeting.
*Being condescended to with the question, "do you know how to attach a document to an email?" DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT?
*Spilling water all over myself, just like every day.
*Driving to Beverly Hills, talking to a psychiatrist, and getting prescribed drugs.
*Putting away hundred of dollars worth of groceries that I will. Not. Eat.
*Plotting world domination.