CHECK THE TAGS OF NEW CLOTHES BEFORE YOU WASH THEM. I AM YELLING AT YOU. BECAUSE YOU SHRUNK TWO NEW SHIRTS, YA STUPIDHEAD.
Grr. Arrgh.
Other adult fails include:
- My apartment was sparkling clean exactly a week ago tonight, and this morning it was a shitshow. I am cleaning all night, and laundering (SEE ABOVE RAWR) and scrubbing. But seriously. Why can't it just STAY CLEAN?
- GOD DAMN IT WHY IS THERE AN ANT IN MY KITCHEN? I hate ants. And my kitchen is not that dirty.
- Okay, maybe it is?
- Shut up.
- I am out of trash bags, fuck.
- I forgot my new water filters at work, blah.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I SHRUNK MY SHIRTS.
- Wah.
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