Monday, January 21, 2013

Adult Fail

Note to self:

CHECK THE TAGS OF NEW CLOTHES BEFORE YOU WASH THEM. I AM YELLING AT YOU. BECAUSE YOU SHRUNK TWO NEW SHIRTS, YA STUPIDHEAD.

Grr. Arrgh.


Other adult fails include:


  • My apartment was sparkling clean exactly a week ago tonight, and this morning it was a shitshow. I am cleaning all night, and laundering (SEE ABOVE RAWR) and scrubbing. But seriously. Why can't it just STAY CLEAN?
  • GOD DAMN IT WHY IS THERE AN ANT IN MY KITCHEN? I hate ants. And my kitchen is not that dirty.
  • Okay, maybe it is?
  • Shut up.
  • I am out of trash bags, fuck.
  • I forgot my new water filters at work, blah.
  • I CAN'T BELIEVE I SHRUNK MY SHIRTS.
  • Wah.

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