Things of no importance.

I have thoughts to share.

Feel free to be impressed by the depth of my brain.

• My boobs are out of control today. They keep overflowing over the top of my shirt, like they just want to say "HELLO WORLD!"
• I just don't give a fuck that Ugg boots are supposedly "out". I refuse to believe something so comfortable can be wrong. My feet are cozy today.
• I have decided that one must only be productive 60% of their time at work, either per day or on a weekly basis. SCIENCE.
• Want sushi for dinner tonight. Waaant. Three times in a week isn't horrible, right? RIGHT?!
• Applied for a job yesterday, got a call today. I'd say that bodes well, yes?
• There's a puppy chasing a laser pointer in my office. It's the best thing I've ever seen. 
• I'm glad I didn't make "no Diet Coke" one of my NY resolutions like I almost did. I can't live without it. Even if my teeth are rotting out of my head.
• I have caught the organization virus and think I might devote my evening to the monstrosity that is my desk. We shall see if the virus flushes out of my system by then.
• I want to go shopping for new decorative items for my apartment but I am so tragically poor. That's what credit cards are for, right?
• I'm reading a financial planning book. Clearly it's working.
• I want a cookie.