I QUIT

It happened Friday after I got home from work.

They offered me the job.

THEY OFFERED ME THE JOB.

But I waited, you see. Waited to tell you all. Not because I don't love you, but because I didn't want to curse it or fuck it up by revealing it to the world until the actually employment letter was in my hands (or on my hard drive) and I had officially quit my current job.

Which I just did.

It went a little something like this...

I start the new job two weeks from today.

HELLS YEAH BITCHES.

Old and New Links

I found a post draft from a few weeks ago with a few links I never shared with you.

Want 'em?

Sure.

The Old

Vintage Crime Scene Photos Superimposed on Modern NY Streets (Warning: Graphic)

Very nifty.

No Friendship Can Compare To This One Between A Dog And An Elephant

Life. Complete.

Comedy Gold

BAHAHAHA. Some excellent ones on here. Some...not so good.

The New

For Everyone Who Has A “Thing” For Redhead Men

....I'll be in my bunk.

Everything You Need to Know About Douchebags You Can Learn From Booze

Oh god. SO GOOD. My favorites:

"Tequila is a man with hand tattoos and hairy feet who makes you feel terrible about yourself."

"IPA doesn't get along with your friends."

Party Like It’s 1988. Celebrating The Best Songs From A Quarter Century Ago

Yeah. Let's travel back to the year of my birth, and get down.

Oh, October Links

15 Perfect Cover Songs To Get You Through Your Day

Oh my god this is AMAZING. I used to love this song as a kid and this cover is phenomenal.

The Best and Worst Red Carpet Looks at the Emmys — According to a 7-Year-Old

Bahahaha. "She looks like a spider wearing her underwear."

8 Disney Princesses As Fierce Vintage Tattooed Pin-Ups

Love this.

What Paris Hilton Says About Our Culture Of Slut-Shaming

This was fascinating. You should read it.

A Nightly Dinner Out That’s Like Therapy

This was also fascinating in a very different way. READ.

20 Reasons Yummy Breakfast Is The Cat Even Cat Haters Will Love

#*($&@#@*(&!!!!

Yogurt the Pirate Dog

@#(*$^#(@^*$(*#@&$^~!!!!!!!!

Link List of the Ages

I have been collecting these links for like, two weeks.

So some of them are old.

But you know...It's a post. So quit yer whingin'.

LINKS.

First up, via Lainey I bring you...CINDERONCE.

Watch. So fucking amazing.

18 Photos Of Victorians Smiling

This is just neat.

“Something Terrible Has Happened Here”: The Crazy Story Of How “Clue” Went From Forgotten Flop To Cult Triumph

This is so worth a read if you're a "Clue" fan like me.

Watch This Insane Animated GIF Of A Woman Losing 88 Pounds Over The Course Of A Year

Since this is supposed to be a freaking healthy livin' blog and all.

Dog rides city buses solo, stops at shops for ham, biscuits

I mean, do you need anything beyond that headline? HE RIDES THE BUS AND STOPS FOR FOOD.

10 Incredibly Beautiful High Schools That Put Yours to Shame

I went to number four, biiiitches. Funny how they only show the one building, and not all the SUPES UGLY ONES.

Unbelievable Skeletons Unearthed From The Catacombs Of Rome

Would wear all of this. Regardless of its origins.

If Cher From "Clueless" Had Instagram

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD EVER IN MY WHOLE LIFE TODAY  MAYBE ALSO YESTERDAY YES YES YES.

ALSO KITTY FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS.

And finally, if you have managed not to see this, you're welcome. YOU ARE WELCOME. Because this makes me believe in love. I really hope it's not face, there's speculation that it is, BUT I DON'T CARE. It's so beautiful.

"All this time I was finding myself, and I didn't know I was lost..."

"Baby, you a song..."

Mantana and I listened to this song on repeat while driving in her hot ass yellow convertible Camaro, cruising around lakes, garnering the stares of every male on the sidewalk...

Not a bad life.

Cuddlecatasana

A Few Happy Making Links

Rainbow Mountains In China's Danxia Landform Geological Park Are Very, Very Real

Wow.

23 Pictures That Will Warm Your Cold, Dead Heart

Oh, this was my favorite.

Dungeon Guide For Administrative Assistant Quest

Heeeeeeeeeee.

22 Ways Your Cat Is Your Significant Other

Well, duh. I didn't need Buzzfeed to tell me this.

"I was just wondering if you wanted to have sex with me?"

Via Buzzfeed, check out this hilarious social experiment wherein a girl and a guy both ask members of the opposite gender to, well, fuck them.

Results are hilaaaarious.

"Count on me through life's changes..."

A little linkage.

The only Royal Baby gif you need, from Buzzfeed.

Good For Gossip: Elaine “Lainey” Lui Tells All

Great profile of one of my fave bloggers, Lainey of LaineyGossip.

30 People Who Should Have Their Dating Privileges Revoked

Bahahaha. What winners. Where can I find me a man like this?

Jamboree campers thinned out: No obese Boy Scouts

This makes me so sad and angry. Yes, we should prevent an overweight child from participating in something healthy and active! That makes TOTAL SENSE!

And check out this amazing parody of "Blurred Lines", switching men for women. So GOOD.

Also, Bill Clinton singing his own version here. 

#@(*$&398 VERONICA!

Check it out!

The first sneak peak of the Veronica Mars movie.

#@()$*&#)($*#)(*$ SO EXCITED! WORDS! WORDS! #W()*$#)(*$)#(@*$@!!!!!

Ms. Carrie Okey

Y'all.

I sang karaoke.

*pause for gasps*

How did this happen, you might wonder? Well, the boy I went out with on Sunday, he who introduced me to his friends, insisted we were going to sing karaoke on our second date. I told him in order for this to go down, he was picking me up and getting me drunk. Obviously he didn't have a problem with this.

I. Was. Fucking. Petrified. All. Damn. Day.

When he picked me up, I told him this. I believe my exact words were, "You created a situation in which I was nervous for our date, and not in a good way. Nice job."

I'm such a bitch.

He told me I didn't have to sing, but I spent all day yesterday Googling karaoke songs and singing to myself in the car because I AM A GODDAMN NERD, and I picked a fun song in my range, and I sang dammit. And people sang along and cheered, and according to my date I did awesome. Though he has to say that.

But I declare it was a success. My biggest fear did not come true: I did not fall off the stage.

Oh, what did I sing?

So yes, the date itself? Fun! Totally out of my comfort zone, which is definitely a good thing. We laughed and talked and you know, flirted. It was date-ish. As for the guy? I think I like. He's sweet and simple (not in a bad way) and seems sincere. I enjoy his company. Which is the whole point, right?

Right.

And he wants to see me again, ASAP. That certainly fluffs up the ego.

Which is also the point.

"Somebody save me, I'm going down..."

How To Twerk

"We crave a different kind of buzz..."

"When you dance like that..."

I heard this song at yoga last week, then at the wedding on Saturday.

It may be my new summer jam.

"What we give is what we get..."

A Day For Love

Today, I'm pretty fucking proud to be an American.

19 Things That Accurately Sum Up How You Feel Right Now

"I wanna be the little spoon..."

I had a boy in my bed last night.

NOT LIKE THAT. He behaved.

And this song was in my head when I woke up this morning.