A Poll

So, when I said no TV...

Can I watch a movie while I clean tonight?

Yes or no.

Aaaaaand go.

L-L-L-Links!

13 Reasons Nice Guys Are The Worst

Yeah, you knew I'd be all over this, as I clearly am championing the "nice guy backlash".

21 Dogs Who Don't Realize How Big They Are

I just can't get enough Buzzfeed lately. I LOVE LISTS. And big fat doggies.

Top 10 Most Misunderstood Lines In Literary History

I will admit, I did learn a few things from this. #5 was like, ohhh.... Click, read, learn.

The Quest to Ban Cats in New Zealand

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! First New Zealand, THEN WHAT'S NEXT? This will not stand. I mean...yay birds and all, maybe just keep the kitties inside? Okay. Problem solved.

Five Injured In Accidental Shootings on Gun Appreciation Day

Well, that makes sense.

Beyonce LipSynched: Coping with the 7 Stages of Star-Spangled Grief

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. But this article is hilarious.

This Is The Joke That Had Michelle Obama Rolling Her Eyes at John Boehner

More inauguration update: why did FLOTUS roll her eyes?


And my fave inauguration quote...

Inaugural Awesome

I'm sorry, all politics aside, I don't understand the crazy people who vehemently haaate the Obamas. Why? How can you hate this?

via Facebook

Oh, you want it in a gif you say?

via Gawker

SO MUCH OF THE CUTE.

I love the First Family.

And you know, fucking BEYONCE. I will admit, it took me years to come around to her. I denied her greatness. I resisted her pull. But honestly? Bitch is the QUEEN. (Love to Kelly C. too, she was fabulous.)

But you know no moment from the inauguration beats this.

Shelly O (tm Tom and Lorenzo) wins.

Here's to the next four.