Him: Btw I just realized, Friday I think I was the small spoon to Bentley's big spoon.
Me: Omg you totally were. Well we know who alpha is in that relationship.
Him: Seriously. Damn.
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Showing posts with label boytalk texts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boytalk texts. Show all posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Sunday, September 1, 2013
BoyTalk Texts: Cattin' Around Edition
Him: So you came back from your trip with a new piercing and a renewed love of country music. Anything else I should know?!
Me: ...I cuddled with another cat. Don't tell Bentley.
Me: ...I cuddled with another cat. Don't tell Bentley.
Monday, June 3, 2013
This is what happen when you have a giant ego.
Come, gentle readers. Step into my time machine.
And I quote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh Taylor. You're hilarious. You and your ego.
So I told him no worries, he was awesome and good luck with everything.
I appreciate his maturity and honesty, honestly. But meh. Oh well. He only got a B+ anyway. I can do better.
And I quote:
"I mean, after last night, I kind of assume I'm going to see him again. I'd honestly be surprised if I didn't. Things went well."A text I received today:
"so hey, i think you're super cute and fun to hang out with, but i think i'm looking for something else relationship wise. i hope that doesn't sound harsh, but i'd rather say it now before it goes much further. is that cool?"
Oh Taylor. You're hilarious. You and your ego.
So I told him no worries, he was awesome and good luck with everything.
I appreciate his maturity and honesty, honestly. But meh. Oh well. He only got a B+ anyway. I can do better.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Vintage BoyTalk Texts: Creepy/Adorable Edition
(A remembered conversation with my ex, via text.)
Me: Half an hour? I need to get pretty.
Him: You're already pretty!
Me: Prettier, then.
Him: But whyyy?
Me: Because we're going out in the world and there will be people there. And there might be someone I know.
Him: No. I'm the only one that matters. You should go out without makeup, 'cause then no guys will look at you and my place in your life will be secure.
Me: ......no.
Me: Half an hour? I need to get pretty.
Him: You're already pretty!
Me: Prettier, then.
Him: But whyyy?
Me: Because we're going out in the world and there will be people there. And there might be someone I know.
Him: No. I'm the only one that matters. You should go out without makeup, 'cause then no guys will look at you and my place in your life will be secure.
Me: ......no.
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Vintage BoyTalk Texts, Abs Edition
(I have always remembered this conversation from college, word for word.)
Him: Have you seen "300"? You should date guys with abs like anyone in that movie.
Me: That's my goal in life, actually.
Him: Mine too.
Me: To have abs like that, or be a guy I date?
Him: Both.
Him: Have you seen "300"? You should date guys with abs like anyone in that movie.
Me: That's my goal in life, actually.
Him: Mine too.
Me: To have abs like that, or be a guy I date?
Him: Both.
Thursday, November 15, 2012
BoyTalk Texts, Boobs Edition
(Every so often, I exchange text with boys.)
Me: Did I ever tell you my current goal in life?
Him: Nope.
Me: I want to have hair so long that it covers my boobs like a mermaid. It's a noble goal.
Him: Sure.
Me: If my boobs were smaller I'd already be set.
Him: DON'T YOU EVER WISH THAT.
Me: Did I ever tell you my current goal in life?
Him: Nope.
Me: I want to have hair so long that it covers my boobs like a mermaid. It's a noble goal.
Him: Sure.
Me: If my boobs were smaller I'd already be set.
Him: DON'T YOU EVER WISH THAT.
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