What A Girl's Hair Means

Haaaaa.

I'm so guilty of many of these. Specifically the side braid and the various buns.

National Mean Girls Day

Today is a very important holiday. Today, we celebrate the classic film "Mean Girls".

Why?

That's why.

Yeah yeah, kind of a weak excuse for a fake holiday, I know. But I will take any opportunity to shout "YOU GO GLENN COCO!" or proclaim "That is SO fetch!" 

There's another "why" too, though. I noted the holiday this morning as my news feed filled up with quotes and comments, but had no intention of posting a blog about it. Didn't seem that interesting. But I have to confess that I am currently exhibiting some very mean girl behavior, so I thought I'd share. 

I have a very long story I could start with about about a former friend and his batshit crazy girlfriend and her campaign to remove me from his life, but honestly it bores me to think of it. And her. So that's all the backstory you need. That, and this heinous troll called me fat. And just was generally a TERRIBLE person. Truly. Take my word for it.

Guess who popped up on my newsfeed today, looking far more rotund than the last time I saw her?

This tickles me.

Karma's a biiitch.

And so am I. Clearly.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you.

I know it may look like I've become a bitch, but that's only because I'm acting like a bitch.

Okay, I'm done.

BOO YOU WHORE.