Old and New Links

I found a post draft from a few weeks ago with a few links I never shared with you.

Want 'em?

Sure.

The Old

Vintage Crime Scene Photos Superimposed on Modern NY Streets (Warning: Graphic)

Very nifty.

No Friendship Can Compare To This One Between A Dog And An Elephant

Life. Complete.

Comedy Gold

BAHAHAHA. Some excellent ones on here. Some...not so good.

The New

For Everyone Who Has A “Thing” For Redhead Men

....I'll be in my bunk.

Everything You Need to Know About Douchebags You Can Learn From Booze

Oh god. SO GOOD. My favorites:

"Tequila is a man with hand tattoos and hairy feet who makes you feel terrible about yourself."

"IPA doesn't get along with your friends."

Party Like It’s 1988. Celebrating The Best Songs From A Quarter Century Ago

Yeah. Let's travel back to the year of my birth, and get down.

Oh, October Links

15 Perfect Cover Songs To Get You Through Your Day

Oh my god this is AMAZING. I used to love this song as a kid and this cover is phenomenal.

The Best and Worst Red Carpet Looks at the Emmys — According to a 7-Year-Old

Bahahaha. "She looks like a spider wearing her underwear."

8 Disney Princesses As Fierce Vintage Tattooed Pin-Ups

Love this.

What Paris Hilton Says About Our Culture Of Slut-Shaming

This was fascinating. You should read it.

A Nightly Dinner Out That’s Like Therapy

This was also fascinating in a very different way. READ.

20 Reasons Yummy Breakfast Is The Cat Even Cat Haters Will Love

#*($&@#@*(&!!!!

Yogurt the Pirate Dog

@#(*$^#(@^*$(*#@&$^~!!!!!!!!

Link List of the Ages

I have been collecting these links for like, two weeks.

So some of them are old.

But you know...It's a post. So quit yer whingin'.

LINKS.

First up, via Lainey I bring you...CINDERONCE.

Watch. So fucking amazing.

18 Photos Of Victorians Smiling

This is just neat.

“Something Terrible Has Happened Here”: The Crazy Story Of How “Clue” Went From Forgotten Flop To Cult Triumph

This is so worth a read if you're a "Clue" fan like me.

Watch This Insane Animated GIF Of A Woman Losing 88 Pounds Over The Course Of A Year

Since this is supposed to be a freaking healthy livin' blog and all.

Dog rides city buses solo, stops at shops for ham, biscuits

I mean, do you need anything beyond that headline? HE RIDES THE BUS AND STOPS FOR FOOD.

10 Incredibly Beautiful High Schools That Put Yours to Shame

I went to number four, biiiitches. Funny how they only show the one building, and not all the SUPES UGLY ONES.

Unbelievable Skeletons Unearthed From The Catacombs Of Rome

Would wear all of this. Regardless of its origins.

If Cher From "Clueless" Had Instagram

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD EVER IN MY WHOLE LIFE TODAY  MAYBE ALSO YESTERDAY YES YES YES.

ALSO KITTY FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS.

And finally, if you have managed not to see this, you're welcome. YOU ARE WELCOME. Because this makes me believe in love. I really hope it's not face, there's speculation that it is, BUT I DON'T CARE. It's so beautiful.

Loverboy

It's been awhile since Mr. Tree was appropriately featured on the blog, don't you think?

Of course, he was thrilled with our visitor last night. You know Bentley loves the boys, he was all over his jock within minutes, I kid you not. To my suitor's credit, he nuzzled and loved on the kitty, clearly aware that doing so was the price to get the same from me.

But come on, it wasn't too tough for him, I'm sure. Lookattheface.

Absence Links

As an apology for my absence the last few days, I have ALL THE LINKS FOR YOU.

Enjoy.


Sand sculpture shindigs: A bucket list

Check out these sweet sand castles! Sculptures, excuse me. I want to play on them!

Service Dogs Fall in Love, Adorably Prompting Owners to Fall in Love

Let me hear you say AWWWWWW!

15 Things That Escalated A Little Bit Too Quickly

I am full of the "bahahaha"s! Too good.

Etiquette Hell

For those of you who were raised by mothers like mine, and now are etiquette bitches.

25 Books to Beach-Read This Summer

In case your Kindle needs some updating!

26 Invaluable Life Lessons According To Sloths

And this one's for my Biff. Nothing's classier than being on a goddamn BOAT.

Interspecies Bonding

Just a little squee to start off your Sunday.

The Playa Kittays

Yet more kitties have found their way to the back conference room of this office of mine.

Meet Jenga and Jumanji, the PLAYAS.

Links For A Titillating Tuesday

6 Rules for Turning 25

Thought Catalog seems to be catering to my demographic recently.

"2. Make sure that you understand that love cannot be willed into existence."

29 Reasons Why You Are Liz Lemon

And Buzzfeed always knows my life.


8. Your relationship with the word “lovers” is semi-unconventional

Absolute Worst Pictures of Men and Cats

This was my Facebook profile picture a few years ago. I feel it represents me well.

Not just a girl...

Aww. This woman photographed her daughter as some of history's most amazing women. (Coco Chanel's Nazi affiliations not withstanding.) Beautiful.

This Crazy Cat Bikini Is Amazing

I MUST HAVE THIS. There's a pussy on your pussy!

And Buzzfeed brings us a moment of joy out of the terrors in Oklahoma.

Fluffy Farewell Fête

Friday was the last day that this particular batch of kittens were in the office, so of course we had a party.

A FLUFFY PARTY. 

Antoinette was pole-dancing for us. 

The Kitty Brigade

Kittens, Round Two

Once again, my office is filled with the sounds of tiny mews and little purrs.

I LOVE MY JOB TODAY.

KITTENS!

D'aww.

A Sunday afternoon on Pinterest, scroll scroll scroll, click click click, then BAM.

You find this.

And your world is complete.

Lovely Links for Lazies

Are you home on this Saturday night? Lazy.

I'm not, for once. I KNOW RIGHT.

But I have links for you anyway, 'cause I'm a giver!

First, via Jezebel, the best thing you will see all weekend.

25 Things You Don’t Have To Justify To Anyone

I just love Thought Catalog, and this is great. My favorite:

"25. Not knowing exactly what you want to be when you grow up, even if many people would already put you in the category of "grown up." If you are considering going back to school, or changing careers, or moving, or starting a family, or doing charity work --- it's all good. And none of it has to be followed up with a longwinded explanation about why it's a good idea and they should believe in you. If you need to justify what makes you happy to someone in your life, perhaps you should ask yourself why you even care about their opinion in the first place."

Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls... SO I WILL.

More awesomeness. This is really applicable for anyone, regardless of body type. We should ALL love ourselves and embrace ourselves, flaws and all.

"You're allowed to fall in love with yourself. I promise. This will be the scariest thing you will ever do, and that's okay. It will also be the most amazing (albeit super gradual) experience you will ever have. It doesn't make you narcissistic. It doesn't make you vain. It is liberating in every form of the word."

23 Signs You're Too Obsessed With Your Person

Some of these are familiar, though Tree would never admit to it.

And a little gift from George Takei...

Night and Day

Tree

Dark. Mysterious. Trapped.

Deuce and Annie Boo

Happy. Sunny. Free.

Morning Meowing Practice

You can check out other animals doing yoga here and here courtesy of Liz over at Vegging Out In SacTown!

15 Reasons Why Having A Cat Is Better Than Having A Boyfriend

In case you haven't noticed, I may be a little lonely lately. Missing the fellas. Wanting a boyfriend.

So this Buzzfeed could not come at a more opportune time.

Feeling clingy? No problem.

Cats take exceptionally good care of their appearance.

Fact: a pretentious cat is 400% more tolerable than a pretentious boyfriend.

Best. Day. Ever.

I think Gracie very much enjoyed her day as a working girl, though she didn't really do much.

She distracted the employees.

Put on her best CEO face and barked some orders.

Then gave me kisses.

And slept.

Overall, a productive day indeed.

Me? Oh, I actually worked. What a weird feeling.