Hollywood Hot Yogini

You may remember a little experiment from a few months back called Hollywood Cat Lady. Do you? Probably not. Well, that's okay 'cause that died. I mean, it was bound to. It didn't have a particularly narrow focus, and you know me, I'm flighty.

But I still love the whole Tumblr thing, and you know I love me a good gif, and I was re-inspired a few weeks ago to try again.

Got me a more narrow focus now, and I'm amusing myself.

I present to you...

Hollywood Hot Yogini

When I try a headstand

When my cat decides to lay on my sweaty yoga towel

When I watch someone move with ease into a pose I can't do

When there are already yogis on my usual side of the room and I have to put my mat on the other side

White People Mourning Romney

So, the criticism out there in Internetspace is that us Democrats are being very sore winners after this whole election shenanigan.

And to that I say:

SUCK IT CONSERVATIVES HERE'S MY HAPPY DANCE.

I know I know, I'm such a bad winner. Being all excited about the reelection of President Barry Obama, finding joy in the defeat of the GOP. Joyfully squealing over the strides made for gay marriage. Recreational marijuana! Hippie ideals! A record number of women in the Senate, and our first gay senator! I'm just so happy.

I should be ashamed of myself.

After all, we all know if Romney had won, his supporters would have been nothing but polite. I mean, the level of discourse out there right now obviously confirms that.

Right.

If you're a bitch like me, and you take pleasure in the disappointment of those who voted for the other guy, you might get a little joy out of this.

White People Mourning Romney

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You should also check out this article on Jezebel about post-election depression. It is hilarity.

Just a little more political joy for you, then I'm done with my obnoxious liberal smugness. For now.

Hollywood Cat Lady

So, this whole Tumblr thing? I never really could get into it. It seemed remarkably time consuming...and I, of course, fill my time on the Internet with entirely productive things...sure, totally. Anyway, I would find links to Tumblr blogs occasionally, and I tried to use it once for blogging, but ultimately I never really committed.

But recently, with the new crop of funny "snapshot of life" blogs like WhenInLA, MyFriendsAreMarried, and  HollywoodAssistants (which got optioned for a pilot, daaamn), I've been exploring.

And enjoying.

And after my little imitations on Friday, I got a little bug up my butt, to utilize a quaint little phrase.

Then came this:

Hollywood Cat Lady

If you're on Tumblr, follow me! Or...don't, whatever, I don't care. I don't know. I just fucking love gifs right now.

When I try to pick something up off the floor without getting out of bed.

When a guy way out of my league chats me up in a bar.

When I carry my cat to bed with me against his will.

Fairy Tales for Twenty-Somethings

Courtesy of one of my creepy Internet friends, check out this hilarious Tumblr.

Fairy Tales for Twenty-Somethings

"Rapunzel cut all her hair off and everyone was totally into it but one unexpected consequence was that she kept getting hit on by women.

After like the tenth time it happened she wanted to say to the girl, “Is this still a thing, that only lesbians have short hair? Can’t pretty much anyone have short hair now?” But then she was like, Eh, yolo, and they made out."

"Sleeping Beauty was inexplicably depressed and spent the entire day checking her email. But then she somehow ended up watching YouTube videos of regular people covering Mumford & Sons songs, and, okay, that Taylor Swift song “Begin Again,” and something about it was really beautiful and made her feel like she’d connected with someone and someone understood how she felt and she wasn’t alone."

"Draw me like one of your French girls."

WHO WANTS TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING?

I know, I know. You do.

Cats That Look Like Pinup Girls

YOU ARE WELCOME.

Lucille and Mitt

This link deserved its own post.

If you're a fan of "Arrested Development" and a reasonable person who recognizes the inherent uselessness of Mitt Romney, I promise this will be the best part of your day.

Lucille and Mitt

Things making me happy today.

In case you couldn't tell from my rantings earlier, I'm a bit worked up this afternoon.

So let's look at some fun links, shall we?


Dog Shaming

Dogs. Holding signs with their confessions of misdeeds, for public shaming. And they clearly know it.

"I eat my own poop."

Prince Harry Naked On The Internet

In Vegas. I missed him by ONE WEEKEND. ONE. Oh what I would give to party with the Ginger Prince...

Before and Afters

Seeing other people's amazing progress is always inspirational. I tend to worry about frequenting Tumblr due to the rampant thinspiration and pro-ana blogs, but I think this one seems safe.

Matchbook

Bikinis matched to book covers. This is some deliciously creative eye candy.

Choupette Has Two Maids

She's a kitten, owned by Karl Lagerfeld, and is more spoiled than I will ever be. I want her life.

Whole Foods Parking Lot

From the hilarious souls who brought you "Yoga Girl".