My Ginger Fetish

I got honked at in traffic the other day.

Usually I assume every single honk I hear is meant for me, so self-absorbed am I, and they never are. I'm usually a pretty good driver. This one was though. This one was directed right at my idling ass as I sat blocking traffic at a green light, distracted by the sight of a particularly gorgeous ginger jogger on the sidewalk.

He was delicious. Shaggy red hair. Nice shoulders. Aviators. Abs glistening with rivulets of sweat, thighs strong in tight running shorts, ass I certainly wouldn't mind grabbing and...

Ahem.

Guys, I have a problem.

You'd think I would have learned my lesson after dating a few gingers. They tend to misbehave. Soulless creatures. But I cannot resist.

So let's check some out.

Prince Harry

Via The Sun

Damian Lewis

Via Salon.com

Tom Hiddleston

Via ONTD

Seth Green

Via LATimes.com

Michael Fassbender

Via Celebitchy

Oh, deary deary me. I'm feeling a bit flustered.

Too bad gingers are apparently so disinterested in me.

Fickle little fuckers.

Hump Day

In honor of Hump Day Wednesday and tomorrow's celebration of love, it seems reasonable to bring you a brief photo demonstration of men I would like to hump.

Because I'm classy.

This is by no means an exhaustive list. If you're famous, and your picture doesn't appear here, I probably still want to hump you. Email me, we'll talk.

Michael Fassbender

Joe Manganiello

Eddie Redmayne

Wilson Bethel

Pardon me, I'm like this...

Hotties of the 2013 Super Bowl

So, I guess there's this big football game thing on Sunday. People seem really excited about it.

I don't care.

Puppy Bowl? Sure. (AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, go behind the scenes!) Football? Meh. I mean, if I had a team, it would be the 49ers, as they are my dad's team, and I remember going to a game when I was a kid, but I just...I don't. I don't care. And I don't feel like trying.

But hot men? Yes. Yes, I can get behind hot men. And thus I present, via the ever helpful Buzzfeed...

Hotties of the 2013 Super Bowl

(Of course, please tell me why they start off with the murderer dude? That's the only Raven I know...)

My faves:

Brendon Ayanbadejo

Jimmy Smith

Alex Smith

AJ Jenkins

Things of note.

Granted, I haven't done much of note the last few days. Or anything of note, really. Unless you count taking a shower, that was a big one. There's really only so much I can say about how comfortable my bed is and how snuggly Tree is when I'm sad and  how much I hate my life right now and how I'm almost not sick anymore, maybe. But you know, I still have things to share. 'Cause I'm a motormouth. SO PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

*Someone found my blog by Googling "can I wear a skirt on a bowling date?" This made my day. And the answer is no, unless you really want to do some panty-flashing. Though, with tights and a casual dress, this could work...now I'm confused. Thanks for that, random Googler.

*Speaking of random: got an anonymous comment that really wasn't so anonymous and it's just thoroughly entertaining to me when people from my past are like "um, hi?" And randomly follow me on Twitter and shit. Hilarious.

*I have a naughty confession. After linking to the article re: La Lohan next week, I got a little curious about this James Deen bloke. And I took to Google. And I read this and this and his blog (NSFW!). And maybe I watched some porn, for research and education. And now I have a crush on a porn star. I can't help it, I love the Jewish boys.

*Did I ever tell you that mean mean man who yelled at me got fired? Well he did. KARMA IN YOUR FACE BITCH.

*I have an interview tomorrow and one on Monday, but neither are for jobs that I really want. But hey, practice! I also got an inquiry via LinkedIn about a job at a fashion company and now I have this glorious fantasy running in my head about working in that industry. It'll happen.

*I feel the need to have one more thing of note to make this list complete, but I have totally exhausted my brain. I don't have anything else. LOOK KITTIES.