Showing posts with label embarrassing moments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label embarrassing moments. Show all posts

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Shame

All day, yesterday...me.


But you know what I need to remember?

No one else gives even half as much of a fuck about you as you give about yourself.

Did you follow that?

In layman's, non-crazy terms:

No. One. Cares.

So my hours spent obsessing yesterday about my fainting, the red-faced shame I felt over totally toppling over into a guy and having to be led out of class by the teacher...yeah, that was time totally wasted. Because despite my fears of everyone after class coming out and asking me, "Oh my god are you okay?!"...no one cared.

Nope.

'Cause no one gives a fuck.

Remember that.

I need to.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Swoon

I fainted in yoga today.

It was humiliating.

I crashed into a guy.


Reasons Why I Fainted

1. Improper fuel: A fruit and veggie smoothie from Jamba, no protein. 

2. Insufficient water. Duh.

3. The Whole 30, in general. Lack of carbs?

4. Haven't been to yoga in a few weeks...

5. I was getting head rushes, and I should have just stayed down. But I tried to stand up. And standing is hard.