Showing posts with label tv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tv. Show all posts

Friday, August 16, 2013

Prep Day

I'm not working today, 'cause I gots SHIT. TO. DO.

I get nervous to travel. I think you know this about me. I get nervous to do a lot of things, which is kind of indicative of my personality, generally. So luckily my boss let me take today off to prep for my trip.

Today I need to:

  • Do laundy.
  • Pack.
  • Run errands of varying importance.
  • Clean my place so it's not a pit when I get home.
  • Re-pack.
  • Go to the doctor to get my crazy meds adjusted.
  • Do more laundry.
  • Re-pack.
  • Stress.
Oh, and I need to get my keys to my awesome friend who will be checking in on the Tree while I'm gone. 

Oh, and I was supposed to work my shift at the studio tonight, but one of my new friends (I HAVE NEW FRIENDS) from training traded with me to relieve some of my anxiety. I luff her. 

Oh, and Thumper is coming over later tonight to finish up watching "Orange Is The New Black", which we've watched entirely together over the course of a few at-home dates. Then he's staying over and taking me to the airport.

Yeah. 

Monday, July 22, 2013

#@(*$&398 VERONICA!

Check it out!

The first sneak peak of the Veronica Mars movie.

#@()$*&#)($*#)(*$ SO EXCITED! WORDS! WORDS! #W()*$#)(*$)#(@*$@!!!!!

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Scrubbin'

Did I tell you I took a TV break?

Well, I did. I didn't follow through on my Screen Free Week, not a bit, but I did turn off my television for a month. 

But now I'm rewatching Scrubs. And it is freaking amazing. 


Seriously, this has got to be one of my top five favorite shows of all time. It just...makes me so very happy. Like, kittens happy.


Pardon me, I'm distracted by my own inner monologe.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Second Saturday

I love three day weekends.

I didn't even realize this one was coming up until this past week started. It was a revelation. Like Christmas.

And so today is my second Saturday of the weekend.

I have been enjoying it so far. Doing nothing.

I should be cleaning, or yoga-ing, and I will probably take care of the former, but not the latter. Yoga tomorrow, mmhmm. Today, I lounge, and I'll scrub, and laze, and put away last weekend's clean laundry, and maybe nap, and do some dishes. That's priority one. You know the situation is dire when you eat take-out with a salad fork 'cause all your dinner forks are dirty...

And my reward for all the cleaning?

WATCH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.

Monday, May 20, 2013

The Big Yellow Joint

My coworker sent out an office wide email this afternoon just a bit before 4:20 asking if anyone would like to accompany her to Bluth's Frozen Banana stand, which was in Culver City to promote this weekend's premiere of Season Four of "Arrested Development".

Obviously, she could have just sent that email straight to me.


The two of us fought early evening traffic and made a beeline for the banana, where a crowd of probably 250+ waited in line for a free frozen treats. Clearly, we were not the only people hoping to get a free banana that won't make you sick and kill you.


We waited in line for probably an hour and a half, I'm not really sure. I honestly don't care, it was a gorgeous day, we made friends with the adorable little boy and his mom in front of us, and we met a Mr. Manager after he got his banana. 


Then it was finally our turn, and it was well worth the wait. Delicious, tasty delights! Picture with the big yellow joint!




 Best. Day. Ever.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Man Meat

Have you all heard about this "Kitchen Nightmares" drama?

Basically, the finale of the show aired last week, and the featured restaurant owners went batshit crazy on Facebook, bring the wrath of the entire Internet down upon themselves.

And it was amazing.

I watched their episode of "Kitchen Nightmares" on YouTube, and it was some high-quality entertainment, I have to say. And I found myself incredibly, undeniably, thoroughly attracted to the host, Gordon Ramsay.

Via realityravings.com

So all I've been doing for the last two days is watching more episodes. I'm surprisingly entertained, considering I don't watch a ton of this sort of reality tv.

Gordon screams a lot.

It excites me.

I can't stop watching.

God, he's tasty.
Via hillreeves.com

Thursday, May 2, 2013

It's Linkin' Time


28 Dogs That Know Exactly How You Feel This Morning

*Or afternoon.


23 Puppies Stuck On The Work Week

WHERE ARE YOU, FRIDAY?

The Baby-Sitters Club: Where Are They Now?

This. Is. Epic. SO brilliant, so honest, so believable. Oh Stacey, you were always my favorite.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyversee

I can get behind this, at least LADY vampires. Spike will still always own my heart


First Listen: Music From Baz Luhrmann's Film 'The Great Gatsby'

The ENTIRE soundtrack this time. IT'S SO GOOD. And I officially like the Florence song now that I've heard the whole thing, though it's not my favorite of hers.


The 12 Ways We Are Amanda Knox

I've been fascinated with this case for years, since Amanda Knox went to my university. I definitely want to read her book, I think it will be pretty fascinating and this article makes it sound like she's very honest and forthright in the book. For the record, I think she's innocent.

I’m still here: back online after a year without the internet

This was a great read, and so appropriate for me right now as I thoroughly and completely fail at my Screen Free Week. Which I will try again. Just...not now.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

"Does anybody know Jordan Catalano? That question, like, got to me...."


"I mean, I'd had seven conversations with him, and one really bad kiss, and one amaaazing one. But did I, like, know him?"
Last night, I enjoyed a bedtime marathon of My So Called Life tonight, complete with Diet Coke (SHUT UP), cuddles, and fresh sheets.
"Sometimes I think if my mother wasn't so good at pretending to be happy, she's be better at actually being happy."
It's just better every time I watch it, when I'm just a little bit older. The writing is so good. The acting is SO GOOD. It just hurts my heart, and makes me laugh, and ache.
"I refuse to panic just because she's happy.""Although it's alarming.""Although it's terribly alarming."
God that show is brilliant.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Once I almost touched his shoulder in the middle of a pop quiz.

I have finally started my rewatch of My So Called Life. It was necessary.

It's reminding me of my own desperate, desperate Jordan Catalano-esque love from my youth.


I fell in love with a boy the first day of sixth grade at my brand new school. 

I walked into class in my glasses that first day, and sat down at an empty desk in the back, and tried my best not to be noticed. He entered a few minutes later, so tall, and the most beautiful boy I'd ever seen, and he almost sat next to me...and then didn't. 

I was completely and totally in love with him for four years. 

He lived in my neighborhood, and my sister was friends with his sister. I cataloged our every conversation. I can still recall some of them vividly. I remember a dream I had about him once. I'm almost positive he knew I was obsessed with him. 

It was not to be.

One time, a girl I carpooled with, a gorgeous little thing who is now an actress here in LA (hmph), made him her boyfriend and kissed him in the hall in full view of me. Bitch.

Anyway.

My point?

I love Jordan Catalano.

Friday, March 22, 2013

The Biggest Winner

I'm a few days behind on this, but now that I've watched all the rapes I caught up on the last few episodes of this season of The Biggest Loser.

AND MY FAVORITE WON!!!

Yayyyy Danni!!!

I found her so sweet and relatable, she worked so hard and had such a great attitude, and she looked flipping INCREDIBLE at the finale. (If you forgive her unfortunate styling, which I have to blame on the show because the female finalists usually look kinda trashy awful.)

Congrats, Danni!

Trae Patton/NBC Via LATimes.com

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

"It's all fun and games until someone loses a penis."

I have successfully watched all available SVU episodes on Netflix.

I am on molestation overload.

I'm sure at some point I'll hunt down the newer episodes and watch them all in standard marathon fashion, but for now I am months behind all my currently airing TV-shows, and I need a break from murder and mayhem.

But first, I present... 

The SVU Drinking Game


Drink every time Olivia says, "I am the product of my mother's rape."
Drink every time Munch posits a conspiracy theory.
Drink every time Stabler is sexist.
Drink every time Stabler says something homophobic.
Drink every time Ice-T's acting is particularly bad.
Drink every time he says "That's messed up."
Drink every time Someone Takes The Case Personally.
Drink every time Cabot says something sassy.
Drink every time Novak is wearing a pea green suit.
Drink every time Cragen yells at the detectives.
Drink every time Stabler's daughter is an asshole.
Do a shot every time BD Wong shows up.
Do a shot every time someone calls Olivia a bitch.
Do a shot every time the police rough up a suspect.
Do a shot every time the famous guest star is NOT the perp.
Finish your drink every time you don't find out who really did it.

And then be really really REALLY DRUNK, but make sure to be safe and don't go home with a stranger, or even someone you know. 'Cause you can't trust ANYONE.

Monday, March 18, 2013

You know you watch too much SVU when...

...you have a dream that Elliot Stabler is on a rooftop shooting at a perp, and the perp yells, "You can't shoot at me in this city! Our trash cans are green!" Because apparently being an eco-friendly hippie city and recycling means you can't shoot a gun?

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Everything But The Kitchen Links

Today in gossip: Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are dating. WHAT?! It's like something out of my fantasies!


Diet Soda May Be The More Dangerous Alcohol Mixer

Well hey, I've been getting drunker for YEARS. I'm always such a trendsetter.

The Red Carpet Project

So much Oscar fashion! Fifteen years worth. I have yet to check off any additional movies on my Oscar list, mostly 'cause I don't feel like paying $10 damn dollars a ticket. I'll be house-sitting for the 'rents when the Academy Awards air though, so I'll actually get to watch. Yay.

What It's Like To Be A 20-Something As Told By "Mean Girls," "Bridesmaids," And "Girls"

Heh. Buzzfeed, I love you. I should probably start watching Girls, huh?


A Reminder To Stop Feeling Sorry For Yourself

Yeah, necessary.

How To Seduce Someone on OkCupid With Horse_eBooks Quotes

And yet more Buzzfeed, I don't even know what I just read, but I think I enjoyed it.

And last but certainly not least, COMMUNITY IS FINALLY BACK!!! Thursday. Be there. (I'll be there Friday, on Hulu, 'cause I ain't got no fancy cable.)

Friday, January 11, 2013

Childhood Nostalgia

You will never guess what I'm watching.

The most amazing, incredible, fantasmic TV show there ever was and ever will be.

Oh yes. "Sabrina The Teenage Witch" is on Hulu Plus.

ALL HAIL SALEM.


Seriously, I'm halfway through the first season and it's amazing how much I remember from my childhood. I freaking loved this show, I anticipated the TGIF line-up of shows all week long. You were no one on Monday morning if you couldn't discuss the Friday night happenings.

And "Sabrina" was the best.

So yeah, pardon me, I'll be lost in the other realm for awhile, casting spells and swooning over Harvey Kinkle and changing my outfit on a whim and getting in trouble and being blonde and awesome.

Man, I wish I had magical powers.


Thursday, January 10, 2013

You big fat loser.

Yes, it is exploitative, and dangerous, and unrealistic, and perhaps even irresponsible. But damn it, "The Biggest Loser" sure is entertaining.

The new season premiered this week and I watched the first two episodes immediately, way more excited over a fat-people competition show than any person should be. But I'll just admit it: I really do find the show so inspiring. Last year, I discovered a bunch of seasons of TBL on Hulu Plus, and marathoned that shit all of November and December. I really think that was the catalyst for me finally being able to commit to Weight Watchers so wholeheartedly at the beginning of 2012.


I'm optimistic about the cast this season, they all seem pretty likeable and I love the addition of focusing on childhood health. Last year featured such unrelatable, miserable, whiny people, I hope this year is much better. Nothing much changes about the format of the show year to year, season to season, but it doesn't really need to. The formula of the show is simple and effective, and I can't tear myself away. Plus: Jillian Michaels is back! Raging bitch, but I love her.


I definitely understand why the show is so wildly successful and why people like me find it so inspiring. It's comforting to see people on screen dealing with the same problems you are (on a much grander scale, of course), and being witness to their success, however unrealistic it may be, gives you that necessary inspiration. "That could be me!" Plus, the producers do a great job of creating drama with all the competitions and weigh ins, you'd be surprised how captivated one can be by someone stepping on a cale.

Yes, the show has its issues. Taunting the contestants with food, teasing them with the promise of phone calls home if they pig out, brutal workouts that just can't be healthy. But you know...it's reality TV. What can you really expect? At least they seem to take all the necessary precautions so no one, you know, dies. And no one is eating roaches.

This week's episodes featured two moments that really spoke to me. The first was when one of the male contestants (can't remember his name, he was the one who will definitely be a hottie when he loses some weight) was talking about how he was never really good at anything as a kid, and he began using being fat as an excuse not to try anything new. I really related to this, I've always said I was born without any real talents, and I know I used my weight as a safety blanket. It kind of made me cry a bit.

Another moment I loved came from Ms. Jillian, when she was working with a crying, whiny woman. She said:

"It's gotta be for you, it's got to be because the desire to change is outweighing the pain and the fear. You just have to dig deep and make a choice."

I do love her tough-love inspiration, and I do love this show. 

Monday, December 31, 2012

Twelve of 2012

I mean, there's not much to explain here.

I'm gonna make some lists.

Let's get nostalgic.



Twelve Musicians I Was Obsessed With (via last.fm)

1) Gotye
2) Alex Clare


3) Kesha
4) Dev (Fail on Sony ATV Publishing because I could not find a single song that would embed.)
5) Mumford & Sons
6) Miike Snow (Embed fail Sony faiiiiil.)
 7) Florence + The Machine
8) Grace Potter & The Nocturnals
9) Lights (Sony ATV FUCK.
10) Rihanna


 11) Matt Nathanson


12) Santigold (Fuckin' WMG.)

Twelve Books I Read

1) “Your Voice In My Head” by Emma Forrest
2) “You'll Never Blue Ball In This Town Again” by Heather McDonald
3) "Sloppy Firsts" by Megan McCafferty (reread)
4) “Second Helpings” by Megan McCafferty (reread)
5) "Charmed Thirds" by Megan McCafferty (reread)
6) "Fourth Comings" by Megan McCafferty (reread)
7) "Perfect Fifths" by Megan McCafferty
8) "Sarah's Key" by Tatiana de Rosnay
9) "Blonde" by Joyce Carol Oates (reread)
10) "Valley of the Dolls" by Jacqueline Susann
11) "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? And Other Concerns" by Mindy Kaling
12) "Oh Myy!: There Goes The Internet" by George Takei

Twelve Movies I Saw In Theaters

1) This Is 40
2) Life of Pi
3) Silver Linings Playbook
4) Pitch Perfect  (x2)
5) Flight
6) Skyfall
7) Snow White and the Huntsman
8) The Dark Knight Rises
9) The Hunger Games (x2)
10) The Vow
11) Salmon Fishing In The Yemen
12) The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Twelve Shows I Marathoned on Netflix This Year

1) The Vampire Diaries


2) How I Met Your Mother



3) Bones
4) White Collar
5) Greek (rewatch)


6) Freaks and Geeks


7) Parks & Rec (rewatch)


8) Dance Academy
9) Make It Or Break It
10) One Tree Hill (rewatch)


11) Gossip Girl (rewatch)


12) How I Met Your Mother (AGAIN)




Twelve People I Had Crushes On

1) Michael Fassbender


2) Joseph Gordon Levitt


3) The Ginger
4) Matt Bomer
5) Jennifer Lawrence
6) Joseph Gordon Levitt



7) Prince Harry
8) Cute Work Boy
9) Florence Welch
10) Ian Somerhalder


11) Ryan Gosling


12) Emma Stone


Twelve Most Popular Posts

1) Another little comparison.
2) A little comparison.
3) Visual Reminder
4) August Photo Challenge
5) In Betweening
6) It's not just you.
7) Interview Style Options: Take Two
8) Yogi Countdown
9) The Good and the Bad: Weight Loss Edition
10) The Time Kevin Bacon Winked At Me
11) Interview Style Options
12) The Stealth Asshole