I'm now a professional.

A professional what, you may ask?

Well, I find it highly unlikely there's anyone out there who would pay me for sex. So not that kind of professional.

No, this kind.

The kind of professional blogger with BUSINESS CARDS!

Granted, they were free from VistaPrint, all I had to do was pay shipping. But I love them and I got 250 and they got here super quick and look great, so thanks VistaPrint!

Now, I have to figure out what to DO with them.