You can all breath a sigh of relief.
I just kinda don't get this day.
I will occasionally get a little joy from scaring someone or something, but I just don't get that frisson of glee from tricking someone into believing something that's false.
Plus, I'm just super fucking gullible.
So this is not my holiday.
Unless we're pranking cats. Then it's hilarious.
Here, Buzzfeed organized a handy guide to all the pranks on the Internet, so you won't be taken in by all the tomfoolery.
This...should be real.