I don't care.
Puppy Bowl? Sure. (AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, go behind the scenes!) Football? Meh. I mean, if I had a team, it would be the 49ers, as they are my dad's team, and I remember going to a game when I was a kid, but I just...I don't. I don't care. And I don't feel like trying.
But hot men? Yes. Yes, I can get behind hot men. And thus I present, via the ever helpful Buzzfeed...
Hotties of the 2013 Super Bowl
(Of course, please tell me why they start off with the murderer dude? That's the only Raven I know...)