(Every so often, I exchange text with boys.)
Me: Did I ever tell you my current goal in life?
Him: Nope.
Me: I want to have hair so long that it covers my boobs like a mermaid. It's a noble goal.
Him: Sure.
Me: If my boobs were smaller I'd already be set.
Him: DON'T YOU EVER WISH THAT.
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