2) I'm a bit drunk. Went to happy hour after work and it was like FOUR HOURS LONG. Super happy.
3) Totally stealing that last line for my blog.
4) Anyway. I hate when I end up having fun when I go out when I don't want to go. It invalidates my antisocial tendencies.
5) Is it weird that I miss you even though it's perfectly normal not to see you for this long? I think knowing you are SO FAR AWAY is upsetting. COME BACK.
6) Oh, ME.
7) The first episode of the new season of "Whitney" is super funny. I don't give a shit what all the reviews say, that show is hilarious.
8) HOPE YOU'RE HAVING FUN!
9) Might just post this whole thing on my blog?
10) Might as well.