Pie Day

Today, aside from being Albert Einstein's birthday, Taylor Hanson's birthday, Billy Crystal's birthday, and oh yeah, MY BIRTHDAY, is Pi Day.

3.14

3.14159265358979323... and so on.

PIE.

This whole "Pi Day" thing used to bother me when I was younger, honestly. In elementary school and middle school, you'd get to math class and the teacher would say, "Do you know what today is, children?" And I'd wait for them to announce, "TAYLOR'S FREAKING BIRTHDAY!" because obviously the entire world should celebrate me, but no, they'd answer "Pi Day!" and then talk about circles and shit.

Boring

Fuck you and your pi.

But now I embrace it. Because...pie. Me oh my, I loooove pie.

I should get some pie later.

Pie.