Way Too TMI Post

Please do not click through if:

a) You are squeamish.

b) You want to see me in a professional capacity, have me on a pedestal, think I'm remotely classy, mature, refined, or demure, or just don't want to know anything too personal about me and my bidness.

c) Are remotely attracted to me or ever want to fuck me.

Thanks.




1) Aside from breakfast, in the past four days I have eaten salad for every single meal (entree or side) except for one.

2) This is very very VERY obvious, because my poop is GREEN.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY.