I have SO. MANY. THOUGHTS.
Here they are. In a haphazardly organized fashion.
'Cause it's Monday.
1) I am probably going to make it through an entire box of tissues today. DAMN MY LEAKY NOSE.
2) My sexy hoarse Vegas voice turned into a hacking cough. It's very attractive.
3) Considering items 1 and 2, you'd think I'm sick, but I feel fine otherwise. Allergies, I guess? I AM SUCH A HOT MESS.
4) I'm wearing my new dress (a gift from me to me) again today. Two compliments before noon! I snort compliments like cocaine. OR I WOULD IF MY NOSE WASN'T STUFFY.
5) My birthday flowers lasted over the weekend and bloomed bigger and prettier than before! I will take them home with me tonight.
6) Tonight will be a night of productivity. Noooo laptop, even though that's not even on my goal list. Who AM I? I will put away all my nice clean laundry, and I will do some goddamn dishes, and I will deal with the cat litter situation, and I will vacuum.
7) And then I will sleeeeep. I swear, I have still not caught up since Vegas.