- Cook more.
- Spend less/save more money.
- Leave my comfort zone more.
- Leave my apartment more.
- Figure out what the hell I want to do with my life.
But aside from all the things I'm going to attempt to do once I hit 25, I've realized there are things I just flat out won't be allowed to do any more. Like audition for the Real World. They only want those 18-24 bitches with their perky tits and shit. One of my long held childhood dreams, GONE, CRUSHED, just like that.
What a tragedy. I will never get to drunkenly fight in a bikini and embarrass my family on television---or I guess I could, I would just have to audition for one of the other 9 million reality shows out there.
But they won't be nearly as fun.