Fortune's Favor

A box arrived at the office just now, addressed to yours truly.

It contained this.

One big-ass fortune cookie.

Soda shown for scale. BIG-ASS.

That's pretty fucking awesome, right?

CRUNCH.

At first I thought it came from a secret admirer due to the lack of card, but eventually my college degree shouted "hey, USE ME!" and I pulled a fortune out of the inside of the cookie. 'Tis a gift from one of our vendors at work.

And it has my name on it. So it's MINE.

MIIIIIIINE.

Muahahahaha.

My reward for coming to work today.