You know what you actually get for waking up in Vegas?
You get aching feet from too high heels, you get a sore back from dancing like a drunk stripper, and you end up missing skin on your boobs from taping them together for maximum cleavage.
Still, broken down body aside, I had an absolutely splendid weekend. All the girls were absolutely delightful, and just as insane as I am which made the weekend thoroughly entertaining. New BFFs 4 LYFE.
Plus, I made out with a Canadian. And a college senior. And a girl.
So I say, successful trip all around.