Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Waking Up In Vegas

Katy Perry makes it sound soooo glamorous. Glitter and wedding rings and shit.

You know what you actually get for waking up in Vegas?

You get aching feet from too high heels, you get a sore back from dancing like a drunk stripper, and you end up missing skin on your boobs from taping them together for maximum cleavage.


Still, broken down body aside, I had an absolutely splendid weekend. All the girls were absolutely delightful, and just as insane as I am which made the weekend thoroughly entertaining. New BFFs 4 LYFE.

Plus, I made out with a Canadian. And a college senior. And a girl.

So I say, successful trip all around.

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