Halloweenie

I sort of failed at Halloween.

I meant to carve a pumpkin...and I didn't. I meant to go out into the world and rock a slutty costume...and I didn't. I meant to get into the spooky spirit...and I didn't, not really. I ate some Halloween themed cupcakes last week. That's about it. What a Halloweenie.

But today, I am a cat.

I am BUSINESS CAT.

Grooming myself.

BUSINESS CAT OUT
 DOING BUSINESS.

This is what happens when you can't get anyone to
take a picture of you.

Photographer found!

BTW, totally forgot this meme existed until AFTER I declared myself Business Cat.

Tonight, my college bestie is coming over to eat Emily Bites' sausage and pumpkin pasta, drink beer, and watch the best part of my childhood, "Hocus Pocus". If you haven't seen "Hocus Pocus", we are no longer friends, and I direct you to go here and learn about what you've been missing. I do disagree with one crucial point, my first crush was not Max Dennison but Thackery Binx. I just...I like cats.

I AM SO EXCITED I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF.

While the rest of you are out running amok, I'll be blissful in pajamas. No shame.

Happy Halloween!