"That's not my name..."

I've been at my current job since January of 2011. We have had the same FedEx delivery guy since I started.

Somehow, he got it into his head that my name was Jane. Which it is not, by the way. And I didn't really want to correct him. Because I'm just polite like that. I started very clearly signing my name, hoping it would help.

This did not help.

Almost two years later and I'm still Jane. It's a nice name. But it's not mine.

Awk. Ward.