WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT FOR PARENTS OR FRIENDS OF SUCH. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Apparently, I am now at the age where one should keep an eye out for wedding rings.
Otherwise you might find yourself making out with a cute lawyer in a club only to see a text from your friend five minutes later that says, "Um, he's married...FYI."
Whoops...lesson learned. Check for jewelry.
That is all.