I sort of felt lecherous staring at her, but she was right in front of me. Plus, her lululemon purple polka dot outfit was super cute. And her belly button was pierced. And at one point her hand bumped my foot, and we both apologized, and her voice was surprisingly deep and husky.
Basically what I'm telling you here is I totally developed a girl crush.
How can I make her my friend? I am equally as bad at meeting new friends as I am meeting men to make out with.
I need some suave friend pickup lines. Or I can just stalk her.