I mean, my GOD PEOPLE.
I do not want to see...
- Live-updating of how many centimeters you are dilated during labor.
- Paragraphs describing your shift at work crisis by crisis.
- Closeup shots of your bloody wounds.
- Daily updates on the status of your nose job.
- Thinly-veiled, passive-aggressive attacks on one of your friends.
- Multiple self shot photos from the same angle with the same facial expression.
- Pictures with any sort of added hearts, stars, or text.
- Ignorant regurgitation of conservative talking points with no basis in fact.
- TyPiNg LiKe ThIs.
- typn lk dis.
- Intimate details about your sex life.
- Intimate details about your bodily processes.
- Detailed descriptions of what you ate today.
- I'm sure there's more, but I'm done for now.