...I will have a job that doesn't involve cleaning up people's messes and getting stains all over my clothes.
...I will live in an apartment where the water heats up in less than 10 minutes.
...I will learn how to cook recipes with more than five ingredients.
...I will date a guy who actually knows how to court a lady.
...I will wash my hair with shampoo that costs more than $4.
...I will have a yard and a dog to frolic in it.
...I will be able to afford both a yoga membership and a gym membership.
...I will be so important I never have to wait in line. (This is my life goal.)