"It's Monday, I shouldn't have to do any real work."
"It's Friday, I shouldn't have to do any real work."
(while watching someone walk towards my desk)
"Don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk to me."
"What time is it?"
"NOW what time is it?"
"I swear the clock just moved backwards."
"I'm so bored I'm hungry. I'm borngry."
"I need more Diet Coke."
"I need to pet a puppy."
"I need a nap."
"Should I fake a headache?"
"I think I'm getting sick..."
"No. Stay strong. You can be sick TOMORROW."
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